Just in case you thought I was exaggerating about the mold...

... I have some lovely photos for you.

Table top.

Table side.

Table bottom. This is what happens after four months of rain when no one is here.

This is the top of the house behind ours. All this stuff grew on the roof, and now that it has stopped raining, it shrivels up and we sweep it off, like leaves.

Besides the mold, we had a wild life moment. Have you ever seen something like this?

I mean, really. Have you ever? I certainly haven't. Goodness.

The hand belongs to Jaya, my partner in mold-scrubbing and caterpillar-photographing crimes.