Here's a reenactment

"Hey, Kid A! I need to take a picture of you in your crown."

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"Okay, good, now smile!"

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"No, seriously, come on! Smile! Pretty please?"

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(Sigh.) "Okay." (Drastic times call for drastic measures.)

"Don't you dare smile."

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"I'm totally serious. Don't smile one more time!"

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"No really, Kid A, if you smile again you're going to be in trouble." (Pretend stern voice)

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"Hey! What did I say (erm, could you move over by this wall... the light's better...) You're still smiling! I SAID STOP."

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"Oh boy. You are just in the biggest trouble ever."

And there it was, the shot below, the one I wanted. You just have to be creative, to get around my contrary son at times. And now you know my dirty trick.